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| | Category: Blonde jokes |
| A blonde walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin. Out pops a Coke. The blonde looks amazed and runs away to get some more coins. She returns and starts feeding the machine madly and of course the machine keeps feeding out drinks.Another person walks up behind the blonde and watches her antics for a few minutes before stopping her and asking if someone else could have a go.The blonde turns around and shouts, "Cant you see Im winning!"
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| | Category: Blonde jokes |
| A blonde walks into a hair salon to get her hair cut wearing headphones. The stylist asks her to take off her headphones but the blonde refuses. So the stylist takes them off and the blonde collapses to the ground and dies. The stylist picks up the headphones and hears, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."
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| | Category: Religious jokes |
| A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking to his mother about it. She, not wanting to place prejudice in the little boys mind, sat him and said: "God is not a man or a woman, and God is not black or white."To which the child responded, "Well, then is God Michael Jackson?"
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| | Category: Children jokes |
| Mum: Havent you finished filling the salt shaker yet ?Son: Not yet. Its really hard to get the salt through all those little holes !
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| | Category: Baby jokes |
| What was the policemans babys first words ?Hallo, Hallo, Hallo !
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