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| | Category: Blind jokes |
| A blind man was waiting to cross the road when a dog stopped and cocked its leg against him. The blind man felt in his pocket for a sweet, bent down, and offered it to the dog. A passerby remarked what a very kind act that was considering what the dog had done. "Not at all," said the blind man. "I only wanted to find out which end to kick."
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| | Category: Cat jokes |
| Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?Because theyre let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !
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| | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.
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| | Category: Old age jokes |
| An elderly couple were driving across the country. The woman was driving when she got pulled over by the highway patrol. The officer said, "Maam did you know you were speeding?" The woman, hard of hearing, turned to her husband and asked, "What did he say?" The old man yelled, "He says you were speeding!" The patrolman said, "May I see your license?" The woman turned to her husband once again and asked, "What did he say?" The old man yelled, "He wants to see your license!" The woman gave the officer her license. The patrolman then said, "I see you are from Arkansas. I spent some time there once and went on a blind date with the ugliest woman Ive ever seen." The woman turned to her husband and asked, "What did he say?" The old man yells, "He said he thinks he knows you!".
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| | Category: Teeth jokes |
| "Your teeth are like the stars," he said, As he pressed her hand, so white. He spoke the truth, for, like the stars, Her teeth came out at night!
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