Sport Jokes Category:

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How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle ?Somebody took a corner !... more

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How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?Somebody took a corner!... more

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How do hens encourage their football teams ?They egg them on !... more

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How do hens encourage their football teams?They egg them on!... more

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How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden ?Hide the ball, it drives them nuts !... more

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How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?Hide the ball, it drives them nuts!... more

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How does a physicist exercise?By pumping ion!... more

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How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb?One to change the lightbulb, and one to drive down to Kent to pi... more

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If you have a referee in football, what do you have in bowls ?Cornflakes !... more

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If you have a referee in football, what do you have in bowls?Cornflakes!... more

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It was a particularly tough football game, and nerves were on edge. The home team had been the victim of three or four c... more

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Joe decides to take his boss Phil to play 9 holes on their lunch. While both men are playing excellent they are often he... more

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Manager: I thought I told you to lose weight. What happened to your three week diet ?Player: I finished it in three days... more

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Manager: I thought I told you to lose weight. What happened to your three week diet?Player: I finished it in three days!... more

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Manager: Ill give you fifty pounds a week to start with and a hundred pounds a week in a years time?Young player: OK, Il... more

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Manager: Our new midfielder cost ten million. I call him our wonder playerFan: Whys that?Manager: Everytime he plays I w... more

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Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot finish bottom ?Captain: Well, it could have been worse.Manager: How ?Cap... more

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Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot finish bottom?Captain: Well, it could have been worse.Manager: How?Capta... more

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Our team is doing so badly that "Manager of the Month" isnt an award.Its an appointment!... more

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Q: Four Dallas Cowboys in a car, whos driving?A: The police.... more

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Q: How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?A: Studying their Miranda Rights.... more

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Q: How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb?A: He holds it in the air, and the world revolves around him... more

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Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?A: No stupid an Eye for an Eye!!!!... more

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Q: What did the football say to the football player?A: I get a kick out of you.... more

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Q: What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag? A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer.... more

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Q: Whats the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?A: A bad golfer goes, WHACK! "Damn." A bad skydiver goes... more

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Q: Whats the difference between David Beckham and an airplane model kit? A: Ones a glueless kit and the others a clueles... more

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Ref: Im sending you off Player: What for?Ref: The rest of the match!... more

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Ref:Im sending you off Player: What for ?Ref: The rest of the match !... more

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St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed a game to be played on neutral ground... more