An airline pilot wrote that on this particular fli... joke

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Date Added:	11/10/2007
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Joke:	An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline had a policy which required the first officer to stand at the door while the passengers exited, smile, and give them a "Thanks for flying XYZ airline." He said that in light of his bad landing, he had a hard time looking the passengers in the eye, thinking that someone would have a smart comment. Finally, everyone had gotten off except for this little old lady walking with a cane. She said, "Sonny, mind if I ask you a question?" "Why no, Maam," said the pilot, "what is it?" The little old lady said, "Did we land or were we shot down?"

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