Viewing Joke:

Category:Aviation jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:307
 
Joke:After the first takeoff of the fully automatic airplane, the passengers heard the soothing, reassuring voice of the pilot: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your automatic pilot. In my modern and carefully tested sytem an error is absolutely impossible, absolutely impossible, absolutely impossible, ..."
 


More Aviation Jokes:

1.   Category: Aviation jokes  0 stars
"Hello flight 56, if you hear me rock your wings..""OK TOWER, IF YOU HEAR ME ROCK THE TOWER!!"... more

2.   Category: Aviation jokes  0 stars
On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the stewardess for a coff... more

3.   Category: Aviation jokes  0 stars
Cessna: "Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel."Tower: "Roger Cessna 12345, reduce airspeed to best... more

4.   Category: Aviation jokes  0 stars
A young guy in a two-engine fighter was flying escort for a B-52 and generally being a nuisance, acting like a hotdog, f... more

5.   Category: Aviation jokes  0 stars
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait,... more

6.   Category: Aviation jokes  0 stars
It was mealtime on a small airline and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner."What are my cho... more

7.   Category: Aviation jokes  0 stars
An airplane pilot dies at the controls. He goes to Hell. The devil takes him to the newly arrived area. There are three... more

8.   Category: Aviation jokes  0 stars
At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding announcement at Gate 35. Then I heard the vo... more

9.   Category: Aviation jokes  0 stars
Ever wonder why they never show the film ALIVE in-flight?...... Its not because of the films content, its because the pe... more

10.   Category: Aviation jokes  0 stars
As a Delta Air Lines jet was flying over Arizona on a clear day, the co-pilot was providing his passengers with a runnin... more