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Category:Baby jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:A distraught mum rushed into the back yard, where eight-year-old Tommy was banging on the bottom of an old upturned tin bath with a poker. "What do you think youre doing?" she demanded. "Im just entertaining the baby," explained Tommy. "Where is the baby?" asked his Mum. "Under the bath."
 


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