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Category:Bar jokes beer booze and fun
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer. The barman says Sorry we dont serve snails and throws him out. A couple of weeks later the snail goes into the bar again and says... What did you do that for!
 


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