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Category:Bed jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ? A horse !

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I was once in a play called Breakfast In Bed. Did you have a big role?No, just toast and marmalade.... more

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Witch: Doctor, doctor, I dont feel well. Doctor: Dont worry, youll just have to go to bed for a spell.... more

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What should you do if you find a witch in your bed? Run!... more

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What do tigers wear in bed ? Stripey pyjamas !... more

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Knock KnockWhos there !Bed !Bed who ?Bed you cant guess who I am!... more