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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:An applicant was being interviewed for admission to a prominent medical school. "Tell me," inquired the interviewer, "where do you expect to be ten years from now?""Well, lets see," replied the student. "Its Wednesday afternoon. I guess Ill be on the golf course by now."
 


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