Viewing Joke:

Category:Blind jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:541
 
Joke:A blind rabbit and a blind snake ran into each other on the road one day. The snake reached out, touched the rabbit and said, "Youre soft and fuzzy and have floppy ears. You must be a rabbit." The rabbit reached out, touched the snake and said, "Youre slimy, beady-eyed and low to the ground. You must be a math teacher."
 


More Blind Jokes:

1.   Category: Blind jokes  0 stars
The blind farmer was often taken for a walk in the fields by a kind neighbor. However kindly the neighbor might have bee... more

2.   Category: Blind jokes  0 stars
Q: How did a blind man drive his car?A: One hand on the wheel; the other on the road.... more

3.   Category: Blind jokes  0 stars
What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison? One cant see to go, the other cant go to sea.... more

4.   Category: Blind jokes  0 stars
A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things we... more

5.   Category: Blind jokes  0 stars
How do you make a Venetian blind?Poke him in the eye... more

6.   Category: Blind jokes  0 stars
A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways one day, when they collided at the interse... more

7.   Category: Blind jokes  0 stars
A blind man was waiting to cross the road when a dog stopped and cocked its leg against him. The blind man felt in his p... more

8.   Category: Blind jokes  0 stars
An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big stron... more

9.   Category: Blind jokes  0 stars
Q: How did a blind man meet his wife?A: On a blind date!... more

10.   Category: Blind jokes  0 stars
One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they c... more