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Category:Blind jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:A blind rabbit and a blind snake ran into each other on the road one day. The snake reached out, touched the rabbit and said, "Youre soft and fuzzy and have floppy ears. You must be a rabbit." The rabbit reached out, touched the snake and said, "Youre slimy, beady-eyed and low to the ground. You must be a math teacher."
 


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