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Category:Car and train jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:A driver tucked this note under the windshield wiper of his automobile. "Ive circled the block for 20 minutes. Im late for an appointment, and if I dont park here Ill lose my job. Forgive us our trespasses." When he came back he found a parking ticket and this note: "Ive circled the block for 20 years, and if I dont give you a ticket, Ill lose my job. Lead us not into temptation."
 


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