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Category:Farmer jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?"To which the farmer replied: "Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf!"
 


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