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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:Higginbote and Goldstein, Fordham freshmen, were discussing what kind of work would supply mem with big bucks after graduation. "Well, Ive always thought Id like to be a doctor," said Higginbote. "Specialize in something or other. Like obstetrics, maybe." "Obstetrics?" scoffed Goldstein. "At the rate science is going, youd no sooner learn all about it when bingo! somebodyd find a cure for it."
 


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