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Category:College jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:A son is calling his mom from college, and telling her that he had just got his degree. The mother says: Thats great honey! What kind of degree? And the son, almost squealing with excitement says: The best one ever, a Celsius degree!
 


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