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Category:Judge jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:The cross eyed judge looked at the three defendants in the dock and said to the first one, "So how do you plead?""Not guilty" said the second defendant."I wasnt talking to you" the judge replied."I never said a word" the third defendant replied.
 


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