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Category:Dead and dying jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:A man is calling on his best friend to pay a condolence call the day after the friends wife has died. When he knocks on the door, he gets no answer, so he decides to go in and see if everything is all right. Upon entering the house, the man discovers his friend in the living room kissing a mate."Jack", says the man, "Your wife just died yesterday!!" His friend looks up and says, "In this grief, do you think I know what Im doing?"
 


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