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Category:Dead and dying jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:A monster and a zombie went into a funeral home. Id like to order a coffin for a friend of mine who has just died, said the monster. Certainly maam, said the undertaker, but there was really no need to bring her with you.
 


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