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Category:Dead and dying jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:A man was sitting in the electric chair. The executioner said, "Look, Im sorry but Im going to have to throw the switch in a minute." The man said, "Do me a favor and throw it out the window!"
 


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