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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs?To give the ants a chance.

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Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur?A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus.... more

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Q: Why doesnt the dinosaur cross the road anymore?A: Because their eggs stink. (Theyre extinct)... more

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Q: Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers?A: Because he is a meat eater!... more

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Why do dinosaurs climb trees?Theres nothing else to climb in the jungle.... more

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Q: What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!... more

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Q: What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? A: What a lavaly day!... more

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Whats red on the outside and green on the inside?A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.... more