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Category:Dirty jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, "Im going to acostume party, I want to go as Adam." The girl brings outa fig leaf. He says, "Not big enough."She brings out a bigger one. He says, "Still not big enough."She brings out a huge fig leaf. He says, "Still not big enough."She says, "Listen, Ace, why dont you just throw it over yourshoulder and go as a gasoline pump?"
 


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