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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed.To the first mother he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You even named your daughter Candy."He turned to the second mom. "Your obsession is money. Again, it manifests itself in your childs name, Penny."He turned to the third mom. "Your obsession is alcohol and your childs name is Brandy."At this point, the fourth mother got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, "Come on sweety, lets go home."

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