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| How many nurses does it take to screw in a light bulb?None - They just have a nursing assistant do it.... more
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| Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an insect spinning around.Dont worry, its just a bug thats going around!... more
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| Whats the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour, itll probably sto... more
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| Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking Im a nit Will you get out of my hair!... more
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| Doctor, Doctor youve taken out my tonsils, my adenoids, my gall bladder, my varicose veins and my appendix, but I still... more
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| Doctor, Doctor I feel like a needle.I see your point! Tell me straight Doc, Is it bad?Well, I ouldnt start watching any... more
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| Doctor: You seem to be in excellent health. Your pulse is as regular as clockwork.Patient: Thats because youve got your... more
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| Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?Because nurses are taught in nurs... more
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| Did you hear the new penalty for speeding in Illinois? The first offense they give you Bears tickets and the second offe... more
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| Doctor, doctor my sister here keeps thinking shes invisible!What sister?... more
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