1. | Category: Various animal jokes  |
| A fish walks into a bar, the bartender asks,"What would you like?" the fish says holding his neck, "Water".... more
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2. | Category: Various animal jokes  |
| What do you call someone who sticks his right hand in sharks mouths?Lefty!... more
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3. | Category: Various animal jokes  |
| Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? No, they do everything on porpoise!... more
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4. | Category: Various animal jokes  |
| What kind of whale flies?Pilot whales!... more
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5. | Category: Various animal jokes  |
| What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off? Ill get you next slime!... more
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6. | Category: Various animal jokes  |
| One day Mullah was beating his donkey in a remote place. A man saw him and asked: why are you beating the poor animal. S... more
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7. | Category: Various animal jokes  |
| Why dont whales eat sushi very often?Of course whales like sushi. Its just those itty-bitty chop sticks that keep gettin... more
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8. | Category: Various animal jokes  |
| Which big cat should you never play cards with ? A cheetah !... more
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| Why did the dolphin feel crabby? Because he ate too many crabs!... more
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10. | Category: Various animal jokes  |
| First Kangaroo: How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a... more
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