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Category:Idiot and fool jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:A man in a swimming pool was on the very top diving board. He poised, lifted his arms, and was about to dive when the attendant came running up, shouting, "Dont dive ? theres no water in that pool!" "Thats all right," said the man. "I cant swim!"
 


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