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Category:Idiot and fool jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:Wyatt, Milford and Calhoun were standing one on top of the other trying to measure a flag pole. A man passing by yelled up to them, "Why dont you guys just take down the pole, lay it down on the ground and measure it?" "We dont wanna measure the length, mister!" Wyatt sneered. "We wanna measure the height!"
 


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