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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what the penalties are for perjury?Defendant: Yes, I do. And theyre a hell of a lot better than the penalty for murder.
 


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