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Category:Judge jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:It seems that a lawyer had a little bit too much to drink and on his way home rear-ended the car in front of him. The lawyer got out of his car, walked over to the driver of the other car and said, "Boy, are you in trouble. Im a lawyer!"The driver looked out his window and said, "No, youre in trouble. Im a judge."
 


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