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Category:Letter jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:Betty was scribbling industriously over some paper with a pencil when her mother asked her what she was drawing. "Im not drawing, Mom," she said indignantly, "Im writing a letter to Fred." "But you cant write," Mom pointed out. "Thats all right," said Betty, "Fred cant read."
 


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