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Category:Marriage jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:When Joes wife ran away with his car, his money and his best friend, he got so depressed that his doctor sent him to see a psychiatrist.Joe told the psychiatrist his troubles and said, "Life isnt worth living. I think Im gonna top myself.""Dont be stupid, Joe," said the psychiatrist. "My wife ran off and left me too, yet Im happy.""How?" asked Joe."Easy," replied the quack. "I threw myself into my work. I totally submerged myself in my job and soon forgot her. By the way, Joe, what work do you do?""I clean out septic tanks." Joe replied.
 


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