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Category:Computer jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:A system programmer came home from work almost at dawn and told his wife enthusiastically: "Tonight I have installed a new release of MVS/ESA together with VM/CMS and CICS/VS"."G.O.O.D" answered his wife.
 


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