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Category:Mental health jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the hospital director reviewed the rescuers file and called him into his office."Mr. Haroldson, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that youre ready to go home. Im only sorry that the man you saved later killed himself with a rope around the neck.""Oh, he didnt kill himself," Mr. Haroldson replied. "I hung him up to dry."

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