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| What did one of Frankensteins ears say to the other? I didnt know we lived on the same block.... more
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| What did the big, hairy monster do when he lost a hand? He went to the second-hand shop.... more
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| What do sea monsters have for dinner?Fish and ships.... more
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| 4. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Whats big and ugly and drinks out of the wrong side of the glass?A monster trying to get rid of hiccups.... more
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| 5. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Why was the monster standing on his head? He was turning things over in his mind.... more
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| Mommy monster: Dont eat that uranium. Little monster: Why not? Mommy monster: Youll get atomic-ache.... more
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| 7. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?He was exceeding the feed limit!... more
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| 8. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankensteins monster?HERE LIES FRANKENSTEINS MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.... more
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| 9. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What kind of book did Frankensteins monster like to read? One with a cemetery plot.... more
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| 10. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Whats the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle?The candle is a thousand times brighter!... more
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