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| Whats big, heavy, furry, dangerous and has sixteen wheels? A monster on roller-skates.... more
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| Why is the monsters football pitch wet?Because the players keep dribbling on it.... more
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| 3. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Whats the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes? You cant mash Frankenstein.... more
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| 4. | Category: Monster jokes |
| FIRST MONSTER: I fancy eating the city of Hong Kong tonight. Care to join me? SECOND MONSTER: No thanks, I cant stand Ch... more
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| 5. | Category: Monster jokes |
| How do man-eating monsters count to a thousand? On their warts.... more
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| 6. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Did you hear about the monster who had an extra pair of hands? Where did he keep them? In a handbag.mons... more
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| FIRST HUMAN BOY: I can lift a monster with one hand. SECOND HUMAN BOY: Bet you cant! FIRST HUMAN BOY: Find me a monster... more
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| 8. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What do sea monsters have for dinner?Fish and ships.... more
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| 9. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster? Sir.... more
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| 10. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Did you hear about the monster who had twelve arms and no legs? He was all fingers and thumbs.... more
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