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| What do you call an aardvark astronaut?A starredvark!... more
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| What does an aardvark take for ant-digestion?Anta-Seltzer!... more
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| What does an aardvark keep in his aquarium?An aard-shark!... more
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| Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?Because he ate his ant for dinner!... more
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| Whos the aardvarks favorite female vocalist?Bearbara Streis-ant!... more
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| How do you define an aardvark?Aan aanimal that resembles an aanteater!... more
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| What do you call an aardvark that plays poker?A cardvark!... more
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| How do ants hide from aardvarks?They disguise themselves as uncles!... more
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| Whos aardvarks favorite male singer?Frank Sinostril!... more
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| What did the aardvark say when he lost the race to the ant?If you cant beat em, eat em!... more
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