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| What has six legs, two arms, four eyes and a tail? A man holding an aardvark.... more
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| Whats worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?An aardvark with the sniffles!... more
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| What do you call an aardvark good with a light saber?A darthvark!... more
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| Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?Because he ate his ant for dinner!... more
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| What does an aardvark use when he has a cold?An ant-ihistamine!... more
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| What does an aardvark keep in his aquarium?An aard-shark!... more
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| When is an aardvark jumpy?When hes got ants in his pants!... more
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| What did the aardvark say when he lost the race to the ant?If you cant beat em, eat em!... more
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| What does the aardvark take sailing?An aard ark!... more
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| Why was Easter the aardvarks favorite holiday?Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!... more
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