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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:Customer to friend: This is a wonderful restaurant. I ordered salad and I got the freshest salad in the world, I ordered coffee, and I got the freshest coffee in the world.Friend: I know - I ordered a small steak and got a calf.
 


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