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Category:Restaurant jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:Once a man went to a resturant and ordered an egg. When it was brought he didnt liked it so he informed the waiter that the egg was bad. Came the reply: "I dont lay egg sir I just lay table !"

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