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Category:Restaurant jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:A man and his girlfriend were out to dinner one night. The waiter tells them the nights special is chicken almondine and fresh fish."The chicken sounds good; Ill have that," the woman says.The waiter nods. "And the vegetable?" he asks."Oh, hell have the fish," she replies.

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