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Category:Aviation jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:A young and foolish pilot wanted to sound cool on the aviation frequencies.This was his first time approaching a field during the nighttime, and instead of making any official requests to the tower, he said, "Guess who?"The controller switched the field lights off and replied, "Guesswhere!"
 


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