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| Did you hear the new penalty for speeding in Illinois? The first offense they give you Bears tickets and the second offe... more
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| 2. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| A coffin was being moved when it fell off a wagon, and started down the hill. One of the morticians started chasing it.... more
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| 3. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| Doctor, Doctor Have you got something for a bad headache?Of course. Just take this hammer and hit yourself in the head.... more
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| 4. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| Doctor: You seem to be in excellent health. Your pulse is as regular as clockwork.Patient: Thats because youve got your... more
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| Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor: Not really. It will just seem longer.... more
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| The nurse who can smile when things go wrong is probably going off duty.... more
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| Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse: No change yet.... more
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| Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots?I never make rash promises!... more
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| A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to both of his hands."Doct... more
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| 10. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| Doctor, Doctor Ive just swallowed a penWell sit down and write your name!... more
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