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Category:Doctor and nurse jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots?I never make rash promises!

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Doctor, Doctor Im on a diet and its making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someones ear off.Oh dear, thats a lot of calori... more

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Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do?Use a pencil till I get there... more

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Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking Im invisibleWho said that?... more

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"The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks.""And did he?""Yes, I had to sell the car to pay the bill."... more

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Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse: No change yet.... more

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A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through the flower beds."Excuse me," he s... more

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Doctor, Doctor I think Im a bell?Take these and if it doesnt help give me a ring!... more

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Doctor Doctor I feel like biscuits!What, you mean those square ones?Yes!The ones you put butter on?Yes!Oh, Youre Cracker... more

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A doctor and a nurse were called to the scene of an accident.Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital now!Nurse... more

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Patient: Im in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: Youve had an accident involving a bus.Patient: What happened?Doctor:... more