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| Doctor, Doctor Im on a diet and its making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someones ear off.Oh dear, thats a lot of calori... more
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| Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do?Use a pencil till I get there... more
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| 3. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking Im invisibleWho said that?... more
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| "The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks.""And did he?""Yes, I had to sell the car to pay the bill."... more
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| 5. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse: No change yet.... more
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| A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through the flower beds."Excuse me," he s... more
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| 7. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| Doctor, Doctor I think Im a bell?Take these and if it doesnt help give me a ring!... more
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| 8. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| Doctor Doctor I feel like biscuits!What, you mean those square ones?Yes!The ones you put butter on?Yes!Oh, Youre Cracker... more
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| A doctor and a nurse were called to the scene of an accident.Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital now!Nurse... more
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| 10. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| Patient: Im in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: Youve had an accident involving a bus.Patient: What happened?Doctor:... more
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