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Category:Marriage jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:Its not what you say, but the way you say it.On a blind date, the boy said to the girl: "Time stands still when I look into your eyes."The girl was very flattered.What the boy had really meant was, "You have a face that would stop a clock."
 


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