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| How did Frankensteins monster eat his lunch?He bolted it down.... more
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| 2. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Where do space monsters live?In far distant terror-tory.... more
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| Mommy monster: Dont eat that uranium. Little monster: Why not? Mommy monster: Youll get atomic-ache.... more
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| Whats big and ugly and drinks out of the wrong side of the glass?A monster trying to get rid of hiccups.... more
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| 5. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer? Because he had been told to ice it.... more
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| 6. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What can a monster do that you cant do? Count up to 25 on his fingers.... more
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| 7. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Why did Frankensteins monster give up boxing?Because he didnt want to spoil his looks.... more
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| 8. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a bird with a monstrous snarl?A budgerigrrrrr!... more
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| 9. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Why is stupid monster like a jack-o-lantern? They both have empty heads.... more
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| 10. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Whats the difference between a monster and a mouse?A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.... more
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