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Category:Monster jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:What does a monster mom say to her kids at dinnertime? Dont talk with someone in your mouth.
 


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Where do space monsters live?In far distant terror-tory.... more

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Mommy monster: Dont eat that uranium. Little monster: Why not? Mommy monster: Youll get atomic-ache.... more

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Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer? Because he had been told to ice it.... more

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What can a monster do that you cant do? Count up to 25 on his fingers.... more

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Why did Frankensteins monster give up boxing?Because he didnt want to spoil his looks.... more

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What do you get if you cross a bird with a monstrous snarl?A budgerigrrrrr!... more

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Why is stupid monster like a jack-o-lantern? They both have empty heads.... more

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Whats the difference between a monster and a mouse?A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.... more